Miscellaneous: Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl....

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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You deserved it 54 056

Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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You deserved it 56 404

By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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You deserved it 3 869

Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 188

By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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You deserved it 14 639

By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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Should be interesting at the office tomorrow…

By confused_lemon - 04/06/2019 00:00

Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML

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You deserved it 671

By hatestomove - 26/05/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML

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You deserved it 4 922

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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You deserved it 8 038

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 12 February 2017 20:18

What the hell kind of person wishes that on anybody, period? Angry or not, that's not okay.

Scotth901 22

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:17

Your kid must've stepped on a big ass crack

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 16:21

Plus, your wife is using your beard brush in her armpit. That is so West Virginia!

McIntian 12

Sunday 12 February 2017 17:02

Took me a second to understand until I read the next fml.

everton99 16

Sunday 12 February 2017 20:05

Probably the only time a comment with 4 downvotes is one of the top 2 comments lol.

Scotth901 22

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:17

Your kid must've stepped on a big ass crack

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:44

I had to reread that a few times. You mean a crack that is big-ass, not a large ass-crack!

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 12 February 2017 20:18

What the hell kind of person wishes that on anybody, period? Angry or not, that's not okay.

jakey94_boss 8

Sunday 12 February 2017 20:25

Go Falcons! RiseUp! Haha

Isa_fml 20

Sunday 12 February 2017 20:34

Imagine being this petty.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 12 February 2017 21:03

I just want to know how you argue over the Super Bowl... Were you debating which commercial was best? Or whether or not the Falcons' choke was the worst in NFL history?

Konarika 11

Monday 13 February 2017 3:40

Why exactly do people get worked up about sports and different teams, again? And to this point?

Talis99 26

Monday 13 February 2017 17:54

Whatcha get for being a dick. Take some anger management classes, OP.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 14 February 2017 5:39

This is an example of why I laugh and laugh when people say that sports like American football are the pinnacle of instilling good behavior and character.