Intimacy: Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML

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laurensauren 9

Sunday 14 October 2012 2:29

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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Sunday 14 October 2012 2:25

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Comments

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 17:42

Damn, do you men have to stick that thing EVERYWHERE?

AriSwagg 9

Sunday 14 October 2012 17:45

Da fuq did I just read?

lovelyxpinay 2

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:06

Hahaha!!! My boyfriend likes to stick his tongue in my ears and lick my nose for some damn reason so I can def imagine him doing this type of thing to me.