By Married Life 101 - 16/05/2019 02:41

Spicy
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 475
You deserved it 215

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bewareimaninja 5

Hey at least your husband gets you hot and ready to go

How long does it take you to “assume the position?” That’s too long.

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bewareimaninja 5

Hey at least your husband gets you hot and ready to go

How long does it take you to “assume the position?” That’s too long.

bloopaloop 27

You should get him back with a bj while he’s sleeping. That’ll show him!

...And not finish?

bloopaloop 27

Definitely finish him. That’ll teach him a lesson.

bl3ur0z3 17

I would seriously beat him

EmDizzle2007 28

that's funny.

Tonight you can return the "favor."

vampy719 17

ive been there lol

I’m sure you could have found a way to wake him up ;)

I hate to admit this, but I did this once to my wife. Yeah, she was not pleased.