By Married Life 101 - 16/05/2019 02:41

Spicy
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 411
You deserved it 197

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Hey at least your husband gets you hot and ready to go

How long does it take you to “assume the position?” That’s too long.

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Hey at least your husband gets you hot and ready to go

How long does it take you to “assume the position?” That’s too long.

You should get him back with a bj while he’s sleeping. That’ll show him!

...And not finish?

Definitely finish him. That’ll teach him a lesson.

I would seriously beat him

Tonight you can return the "favor."

ive been there lol

I’m sure you could have found a way to wake him up ;)

I hate to admit this, but I did this once to my wife. Yeah, she was not pleased.