Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
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bewareimaninja
| 3
Hey at least your husband gets you hot and ready to go
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RichardPencil
| 27
How long does it take you to “assume the position?” That’s too long.
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bewareimaninja
| 3
Hey at least your husband gets you hot and ready to go
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RichardPencil
| 27
How long does it take you to “assume the position?” That’s too long.
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bloopaloop
| 19
You should get him back with a bj while he’s sleeping. That’ll show him!
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Selene1090
| 25
...And not finish?
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bloopaloop
| 19
Definitely finish him. That’ll teach him a lesson.
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bl3ur0z3
| 16
I would seriously beat him
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EmDizzle2007
| 26
that's funny.
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jbuckets_404
| 36
Tonight you can return the "favor."
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vampy719
| 17
ive been there lol
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leighmacj
| 4
I’m sure you could have found a way to wake him up ;)
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Paige Julianne
| 3
I hate to admit this, but I did this once to my wife. Yeah, she was not pleased.