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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 21:48 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
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SaturnV 25

Kind of a dick move on his part if you ask me.

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bigdude1302 2

Huh...well...ummmm....ya i got nothin'.

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boating_guy 33

Hey now, it's not like he wasn't using his head.

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TheMaster15 10

Well, come to think of it, it's not like she could hear him anyways with a penis in her ear. Haha

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Roevera 14

She probably got quite the earful from her mother..

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Roevera 14

She probably got quite the earful from her mother..

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GypsyRover 0

This reminds me of a your mamma joke. Your mom is so nasty,we had phone sex, and I got a ear infection.

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TwitchingNebula 17

Apparently he tried before this, but it seems she was ignoring him.

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enonymous 8

Remember family guy: once you go black you go deaf

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whyusofat 17

Insert jaws music with that image, it will make your day probably.

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livinginabook 24

No 21..... OP got an earful from her husband!

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zandalee 19

Isn't that considered foreplay?! No? Well then, my husband won't be getting any tonight!

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Roevera 14

You and I, have completely different views on foreplay..

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Ashekitty 6

I guess all the thumbs down are from people that flew right past the joke here. I giggled!

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neurodoc 1

He was giving you a Jaw Boner ear piece. :P

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Dixbfloppin 11

What the hell is a "Jaw Boner ear piece"? Is that some new sexual term the kids are using nowadays?

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nictransitglory 4

While this isn't the best pun of all time, it was still pretty good. I can't believe the comment NOT understanding got thumbs up and the actual pun thumbs down. FYI, a jaw bone (boner) is a high end brand of blue tooth headset. Not as funny now when someone has to spell it out is it?

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neurodoc 1

56 thanks! Cool! At last someone who is tech savvy gets it... Nice!!! :P Thanks! ;)

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TurtleSmile 14

I hope he didn't know you were talking to your mom on Skype.

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RedPillSucks 31

I want to know what the mom thought. Her FML... Today, I was talking to my daughter on skype and had to view my idiot son-in-law poking his junk in her ear. No wonder I don't have any grandkids. FML

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syki 22

I am so tired that I almost made a pun on her listening capability and the location of his meat sword and thought it was clever, rather than a very single entendre. Dodged that bullet. On that note, OP, you should probably stick to your "personal" bullet for the foreseeable future.

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oj101 33

Someone's going to have a hard time when he meets the mother in law. What goes round comes round...

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

What gos around comes around? Is his mother in law going to stick her ****** in his ear as punishment?

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PrincessPesa 20

Few can resist the all powerful jab of the mighty phallus! Especially OP's mom. And of course OP's right ear. Sounds like he got everyone's attention, all right!

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