By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth
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Did it scare the shit out of him?
"I'm pretty sure that's what the FML said" -#30
Yea it probably did. Fuck your husband's life OP, that roach just interrupted the sanctity of a peaceful shit. One of the worst things that can happen to a man.
I can't believe that was actually funny. Usually those puns make me roll my eyes.
Totally off topic but ....... Who likes porn???
I'd do the exact same thing. Cockroaches are fucking scary.
I LOVE how OP said "disposed of the body"!!!! Lol
At least you didnt have to wipe his ass :)
I would say bomb the house but roaches survive nuclear attacks -__-
I read this FML 4 times now, so I will stick with my initial comment of, "what the... fuck...?
At first read, I read, "I found my husband with his penis around his ankles" and pictured a case of manscaping gone wrong.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought it said penis.
Omg that is what I thought to. We now know who the man in the relationship is though
For better or for worse
Got to get a restraining order on that pest, it needs to learn to respect your privacy
4- Here in Australia the cockroaches can be bigger than six inches long. Locals keep them as pets, have cockroach races and other entertaining events with them. *Shudder*.
82- I REALLY hope u were being sarcastic
I feel like there should have been some warning signs prior to this event that your husband is a complete puss... YDI
This doesn't make him a "puss" at all. Guys have their phobias just like girls do. My boyfriend's afraid of heights and that doesn't make me see him any differently.
So does it make me a puss that I have a fear of all bugs? I'm sure you are just an inconsiderate little prick who thinks you're all that in a bag of potato chips.
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" ...sorry, couldn't resist. x3
Da fuck?
*dafuq? Even then it is pathetic.
As if "Da fuck" is so wrong that it needs to be corrected to "dafuq"? "Dafuq" looks fairly stupid, IMO.
Well I guess you married a girl.
Don't lump him in with us, we can handle shit better than that
that's racist
Come on, cockroaches are fucking scary. But thats probably just my irrational fear of all bugs speaking.
Not only cockroaches, but the entire insect kingdom!
38- I haven't yet, but we own it so I'm going to watch it tonight. :)
140- Haha! I'll take the advice buddy.
So I'm guessing you wear the pants in the relationship. I'm a girl and I hate roaches but never needed comfort when seeing one. Imagine if it touched him.
Ever heard of this thing called a "phobia"?
My 5 year old sister would be tougher than that. No, really. She would finish what she was doing and leave the room. Tell him to man up.
Or he might have a fear of bugs. Or the cockroach was carrying a knife. There are those possibilities.
"I'm gonna cut you up so bad, you're gonna wish I didn't cut you up so bad"
Or a gun. You never know it may be a rough neighborhood and the roach was a rapist.
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Did it scare the shit out of him?
I read this FML 4 times now, so I will stick with my initial comment of, "what the... fuck...?