Hockeyboy4280

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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

24%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

12%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

68%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

4%
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Hockeyboy4280's favorite FMLs

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ashbeat / Tuesday 1 January 2013 15:20 / Australia - Sydney

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By reedcarter / Tuesday 4 December 2012 02:14 /

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it