FML : Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing...

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rindawg / Tuesday 20 January 2009 03:55 / United States

Intimacy

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By Tommy_fml | 0

#54054 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:31

That's one nasty way to get crabs.

By thewelshmetal | 0

#2735 - Monday 16 February 2009 20:44

maybe he likes fish sauce with his meat.

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By thewelshmetal | 0

#2735 - Monday 16 February 2009 20:44

maybe he likes fish sauce with his meat.

By silentfirefly | 0

#10729 - Monday 2 March 2009 7:20

@8 I applaud you

By oyster42 | 0

#20723 - Sunday 8 March 2009 3:57

#3, the problem is that salt causes a woman's private area to itch and burn horribly ... pretty much the same thing happened to me once, only it involved hot sauce from Hooters wings....

By pdoom | 0

#33520 - Monday 16 March 2009 0:48

I know some other people have said it, but yeah be glad it wasn't hot sauce. That stuff even burns on guy's junk too.

By podrummer9209 | 0

#36443 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:38

Ugh, that would suck... I don't envy you.

By Laughing_is_cool | 4

#46826 - Saturday 21 March 2009 4:55

gross haha

By sarahhha | 0

#53726 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:34

BURNNNN

By Tommy_fml | 0

#54054 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:31

That's one nasty way to get crabs.

FMLFML123123 | 0

#1012590 - Sunday 30 May 2010 15:31

hahaha wiiiin!

bugmenotmofo | 33

#1026942 - Friday 11 June 2010 3:11

no loss

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#63133 - Friday 27 March 2009 20:52

How do you even get hot sauce on your crotch other than someone absentmindedly touching you after handling it?

But yeah... I would have told him... No.
That's kind of gross.