usarmywife

About Usarmywife

I like to get on FML when I'm having a bad day. Sometimes, it makes me feel better to know that some other unfortunate soul is having a worse day. Feel free to message, I don't mind conversation

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

59%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

16%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

85%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

18%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

28%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

9%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

4%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

12%
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

10%