Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML
I have that app. Show him how to lower the math difficulty setting on the alarm... I don't doubt your ability to figure it out, but your brother is clearly too stupid to do it himself.
Am I the only one who remembers a past FML about a man not being able to turn off his alarm due to the same app? Maybe it's the same guy in a different FML O.O
Unless he put on some ridiculous integration calculus problem, those are always fun to do. ^^ Though I don't know how you end up putting on a math problem for an alarm that you can't even solve, unless he just typed in some random numbers/equations.
"1- I've seen kids who are 9 and 8 year-old with phones better than mine. Age doesn't not matter to own a phone these days."
Sad, but true. I was recently at hospital and there were a group of young kids in the waiting room, all playing with iPhones. They must have been only 4 or 5 years old, and they were throwing the phones around and generally treating them like crap. I can't imagine what a 5 year old would need with a phone, let alone one as expensive (and breakable) as an iPhone. >_>
99 i am sure it was their parents phone and not all kids act like that i know kids not even in school yet that can play with phones and ipads without throwing them
47 - If what you claim is even true (not too likely-this is the Internet), I wouldn't go waving it around. Just a helpful tip in life: People don't like when you act haughty.
53 - You're silly. Orange is without a doubt the best color.
I would love to pretend my comedic genius meant for me to put "is", Unfortunately, I'm just that stupid I guess. Time to go write an FML about making a joke about being stupid while being stupid.
It's actually incredibly hard to incorporate sarcasm in a series of numbers and letters; what was a scathing comment in my head obviously didn't translate very well into text.
5) No, he should set the alarm to an easier setting.
I had an app alarm like that once. It asked me a mildly difficult math question to turn off the alarm, and wouldn't let me close the app until I answered the question. It makes your brain work to solve the equation, which helps you become fully awake.
I have that app. Show him how to lower the math difficulty setting on the alarm... I don't doubt your ability to figure it out, but your brother is clearly too stupid to do it himself.
Haha, I guess it's doing its job right. I feel for you though OP, my brother wakes me up in the middle of the night to ask if I'm sleeping just so he can say good night before he goes off to sleep.