By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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charlybarly 0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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THRASHtillDEATH 6

Exactly. 8)-K

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tedirvine 2

if she is old enough to be having sex, she should be old enough to find ways to be comfortable with her body. if she incapable of finding a way to do that then she shouldn't be having sex in the first place.

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GlennQuagmire 0

Lmao... I pictured a purple swimsuit as well...

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sccrgrl360 1

maybe if you made her feel better about her body she wouldn't have done that

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sydneyaval 9

YOU'RE RIGHT! He obviously doesnt have respect for her or care about her at all if thats what he does! forces and complains.

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ParkersGirl 0

LMFAO! Best FML ever!

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Vaginabutter 15

At least your getting some.

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kedwardsx33 3

If you actually read the fml, it says his girlfriend finally decided to have sex with? What does that have to do with rape, dumbass.

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deathbreadstick 10

But there's still the fact of the matter that that's not normal behavior... she must have some serious problems about herself and as her boyfriend, OP should be worried about it, not merely thinking about sex.

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