By whatswrongwithit?:( - United States - Chicago
  Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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  Psych101  |  9

20- That's why I said "at least." I don't think she should have said anything, but her response was a lot better than it would have been if she had left him.

"That is NOT what it is supposed to look like. I can't deal with this. We're through."

  MissMae93  |  23

61 - I can honestly say I've never had to say nor receive that comment before. I don't really think this has "happened to the best of us", hence it being on FML.

  WrongRomance  |  11

20- It's great that your picture is Pedobear and you're quoting Thumper from Bambi, a Disney movie.

  Rachaelc23  |  8

79/105 - she wasn't saying she was the best. She was merely referencing someone else's quote meaning that it doesn't happen to everyone. Pay attention to the punctuation.

  maosquare  |  18

Actually, 114, I don't think you got what they meant. I am quite certain they were not talking about her being the best or whatsoever. Pay attention to the content.

  lacespace  |  8

Are you fucking kidding me! Steve Carrell is the most gorgeous creature on earth! He's a magical nymph who sways with the grace of a delicate swan on a moonlit pond.
His face is that of an overgrown baby angel.

  ClassyCommando  |  13

Judging by the use of "it" and the ambiguity, it's probably about his penis. My best guess would be that it has something to do with circumcision, or rather a lack thereof. I've heard that American girls sometimes react strangely to seeing uncircumsised dudes.


Most American men are circumcised, I think. One of my friends from high school was not, however.
I mean, I never saw it. That's just what I was told. :-/ Either way, I remain objective and unbiased. Some say its better with the skin, some say its better without...
Me personally.. Never seen a natural man's pig in a blanket, lol. (I heard a story about one that looked like a pig in a blanket ha. Ew.)

By  toughchick14  |  15

Wow! Sometimes I do that for my older sister