By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 927
You deserved it 8 420

Same thing different taste

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wlddog 14

Someone got to sing the "doesn't matter had sex" song. Course, now you have to start using the trap door in the suit to go potty, but at least now you know what she likes. Most guys just have to guess over and over until they either give up or discover what she wants.

How could anyone not be a onesie fan? They keep all your toesies on your feeties warm!

Yes, but so do socks, and you don't look like some kind of freaky man-baby wearing those.

30 If it comes in the form of a pink bunny and you're forced to put it on and parade around the house in front of your family on Christmas while your little brother laughs hysterically.

28, it's called "I just had sex" by the lonely island, not "the Doesn't matter had sex song."

They are not onsies. Onsies have no legs. They can be long sleeved or short sleeved and button at the crotch. These are as the OP stated... footed pajamas.

I pictured Macklemore when I read this

I wonder where she was going with that one.

Thank you for taking the time to explain that very important difference...

You're welcome. Honestly I don't see it taking away from your post, only adding to it. All due respect, I promise.

wlddog 14

Thank you 98 Guess I need to brush up on my sex song titles.

The ultimate tease! I'm feeling sorry for you OP

There must be websites for people like this. Not that I've seen them *ahem*


so number #35 I know you never visited those websites but what **** would you recommend? if you... you know... would actually like that stuff...

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Sorry OP. I think this is her way of asking for a baby.

Stop hitting on citygirl #52. She's mine.

I agree, 2... & try to think of it this way: if you play out a few of her kinks, she might be more receptive to a few of yours.

It is. It's called infantilism: a fetish where one of you pretends to be at baby or very young child (which could turn into a daddy/mommy kink) which can go as far as you want.

Why is she getting thumbed down? If perdix or doc said the exact same sentence they would get at least 50 thumbs ups right now, this system isn't really fair...

^ That's why you gotta mess with the system, like I do. When my teachers at school tell me to write down notes and stop talking, I write down the notes, BUT I DON'T STOP TALKING. Awesome, right?

Except that I wouldn't have said that. I'm not sure why some people seem to think that perdix and I get 100 thumbs up on all our comments. We both have been buried countless times, believe me.

Alright guys, thumb up Doc here, he's got a reputation to uphold. We need to reach a 100. We got this!

flockz 19

ya if you could just stop kissing doc's ass, that'd be great.

flockz 19

did you rock them motha fuckas?

He did I long as they weren't pink.

He most likely did. And then later at the club, as soon as he entered the establishment they stopped in that motha fucka.

rg350dx 29


But did it smell like R-Kelly's sheets?

armoso231 7

Did he advance into the establishment stating "hello there, I've got a large male reproductive organ?"

TheRandomIndian 17

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

yoursucklives 36

where did she get it? i've always wanted one of those :(

Me too! Ive been wanting one for ages!

If it still exists, try jumping jammer. It's what the weird celebrities use.

ironik69 31
therealafroninga 10

If celebrities use them, I should to! (the Whitney Houston experience)

lmngrl889 14

I am pretty sure Walmart sells them

Modern sex is quite weird, if you ask me. Maybe it's her twist? But yeah, rock those things.

Starcatch77 20

As apposed to "premodern" sex?

When in doubt, just go with it and see what happens.

Well , everyone has their fetish right ? >.

How did you let her dress you in them? Was she the man that night?


Brian last night Lois was the man! I just want you to know I didn't... I DIDN'T CRY!

challan 19

Did she ask you to call her momma? Powder your bum?