By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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charlybarly 0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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Hostilecorp 3

I don't think you understand. She is wearing a bathing suit... During sex!

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mszvee1 0

lmao that's hysterical but on the bright side you were still able to have sex. :)

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hottottie 0

maybe if you keep telling her she's beautiful shell take off the suit.. just sayin..

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lifesabeach1213 7

This is pretty much something I would do.

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sipher16 0

hmm... well.. got nothing. give her time I guess.

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SweetInk 0

if she is that bad now wait until she has sex

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