Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body,...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

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By finallyready - 08/01/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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kapippenger 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

Ahw, poor girl.

charlybarly 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

hey, at least your getting your ins

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hotbaby12 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:07

maybe shell loosen up soon lol

jsgunner420 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:09

this is the best FML I've ever read lol!!!

vieeev 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:12

just a tip, compliment her on her body more often. if a girl cant relax during sex its so wrong to do it.

heylesha 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:12

what gets me is how she knew where to put the hole, and how fast she changed. I am over weight. and not by a little. I am so comfertable with my body its crazy. WHY? because my boyfriend makes me feel like im sexy.YDI for not showing her how beautiful she is. Make her believe man.

joa76 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:39

Why wouldn't she know where to put the hole? Anyone who even kind of knows how sex works would be able to figure that out.

bieberliscious2 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:17

as youre having sex take off her swim suit and tell her how beautiful she is

sammie91michelle 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:26

126 i dnt think he meant force her to have sex i think he meant that if she still not ok wit showin her body dnt force her to show u she will when she ready n its not about trust its about if they will judge u for how u look underneth ur clothes

_michelleeex 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:26

awwh, poor girl.. ): she must have had boys from the past make her feel self conscious about it ):

ladiesman219 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:26

atleast u had sex,

Rapture333 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:30

I'm sorry, but if a girl did this to me Id probably laugh extremely hard, I'd feel bad, but this is just something you don't hear about

WiNnInG1997 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:32

LOL. the idea of her doing that made me laugh. but poor girl, she's so unconfident, maybe you should compliment her everyday, so she would feel more confident?