Liquored up

By OyGeeze28 - 09/08/2011 06:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 963
You deserved it 3 130

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"Whiskey dick." Some images you just can't erase from your mind

Whiskey dicks, always better than "Rum"-ginas

Comments

"Whiskey dick." Some images you just can't erase from your mind

Is it bag I thought of his dick in a bottle?

It is described on jersey shore actually. Except it is the opposite of this situation. (see what I did there?)

-36 lol I didn't catch it in time to edit. Unhappyface >:(

enonymous 8

My penis enjoys to soak in the finest single malt available...

imthatguythatdid 0

Lol, Whiskey Dick, too funny

Idonebeenhad 17

Tell him to mix it with some Viagra. Muahahaha

Whiskey dicks, always better than "Rum"-ginas

what about bloody mary ass holes? too early?

sxe_beast 11

Your little brother's asshole was a Bloody Mary after I... oh wait... what?

FMLandurstoo 9
MAXCAT1220 0

What does a whisky dick look like and plus alcohol does the opposite lol

Whisky dick = nonboner thats what it looks like

Limp! Also, alcohol constricts the body's blood vessels, no blood no love! ;)

otb113 7

it looks like a flaccid dick..

fucking_dev 2

that's exactly what I was thinking .. alcohol sets you up for a good 3 hours of sex . lol

FMLandurstoo 9

You should have to have a certain iq to purchase alcohol.

bizarre_ftw 21

Perhaps but every time you do that goes down a little bit o.O

AvikC818 8