By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML
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sirsquab 12
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Those kids are going places.

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Rosebudx 32

At least you've taught them to listen closely.

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Rosebudx 32

At least you've taught them to listen closely.

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katieemerr 15
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You should be proud of your kids OP!

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Pat_Tricksta 13
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I think that's kind of cute rather than bratty. I wouldn't face palm and say fml, I would laugh but just dump the ice cream, lol. But like #said, you should have been specific

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Helpfulman 17
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Maybe OP shouldn't be such a bitch to her kids.

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the_real_dvd 21
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I agree with 29. They found a suitable loophole. You can't get any more American than that.

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katieemerr 15
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America.. Fuck yeah!

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9echo 17
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Although bad diets are nothing to laugh at, this is still hilarious. Especially your husband's reaction.

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sirsquab 12
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Those kids are going places.

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shady_fox77 13

Not college, but places.

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prototypesnipe 4
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why not? That was pretty smart.

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aerozynx 10
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Why not college? They listened closely, and used critical thinking skills. These kids are brilliant!

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shady_fox77 13
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I should really rethink my comments more often

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Dswank620 18

I believe I see potential future lawyers

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

One of those places: the doctor's.

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grapefruit_hd 7

#58 I would have said one of those places is the dentist still too funny

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14
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Either way they are geniuses

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PoptartsKid 13
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They didn't do anything wrong, you should have been more specific!

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Sp1k3FML 14
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Well played...well played

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sunnyray812 42
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They did as you said. They deserve the ice cream. :)

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PrincessCastiel 27
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I like their style, haha My mom wouldn't think it was funny at all or I was being "smart". She would of lectured me because "she knew that I knew what she meant."

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junkman6 22
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I actually pulled this exact same stunt once. My cheek just got flashback tingles from where my grandma backhanded me.

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Sandman366 6
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Unfortunately I usually got "something healthy", so I couldn't pull that if I thought of it :(

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MikeRulz 15
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Thats my boy

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sunshineb81 16
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You have smart kids! Love it:)

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sky413 26
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Those kids are awesome

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