Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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jonnymohio
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Turnabout is fair play. Point at her boobs and laugh.
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Shady06
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lolz that sucks xD all you gotta tell her is..."baby it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" :D than stick it in her mouth lolz
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jonnymohio
| 2
Turnabout is fair play. Point at her boobs and laugh.
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2gether4ever
| 0
seriously, what ARE you suppose to say when you see "it" for the first time?!
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Zoockey
| 5
Not so sure. I can't even think of anything I'd like to hear. Except for something that is something similair with "let's have sex"
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victoria4161993
| 0
time for inhansment pills
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summerguy97
| 16
It could have just been a case of giggles caused by nerves.
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Tyler_Posey
| 18
Something that suggest that you like it or at least you're ok with it. Come on girls what would you want to hear from us the first time we see you naked?
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alex_mu
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yeah YDI for having a small rod
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CableX17
| 0
lol, my thoughts xactly when I read this
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Lqum26
| 0
I'm pretty sure it's not his fault for having a tiny penis, it's because of his parents. It's not like we water and fertilize our genitals to make them bigger. I don't see how he deserves it.
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MissAmz
| 7
Well, it's not like he had a choice in the matter if he does!
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Sulphuric_Glue
| 16
How exactly is it anyone's fault if they have a small penis? The vast majority of us don't want to undergo very expensive, possibly dangerous surgery which comes out looking faker than silicone boobs.
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kagome43210
| 0
baby penis
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Jiplo
| 18
its FUNSIZE!
its BITESIZE!
its OP'S DICK!
its BITESIZE!
its OP'S DICK!
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Shady06
| 0
lolz that sucks xD all you gotta tell her is..."baby it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" :D than stick it in her mouth lolz
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Sulphuric_Glue
| 16
Nah... it's mostly about positioning your cannons just right so that you make the other ship explode at the right time
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fergiesman
| 0
Maybe you're like really big when hard....but she'd never know...or were you already hard?
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xxBAMFxx
| 0
Sucks having a smaller than average dick. I'm just glad I'm larger than average. :P
by the way WHERE THE FUCK IS PLEXICO!!!
by the way WHERE THE FUCK IS PLEXICO!!!
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LewJH
| 0
Wow. Everyone doesn't think you're both lying and overcompensating...
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Jadorrian
| 0
hey xxBAMFxx you know why we all know you have a tiny penis? because your name is xxBAMFxx.
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chellefish22
| 0
HAHAHAA
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rebeldevil
| 4
oooh... someones a virgin
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Clitastrophe
| 0
Aww, she was just intimidated but the monstrous member. Or thought it was cute.
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bugmenotmofo
| 34
Just tell her it makes the anal less painful...
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JajaFMLer
| 3
WIN (:
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AKBIGCAL
| 0
Use it or lose it, but I'm under the impression you never had it to begin with...
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Tech_N9ne
| 0
you should have just rammed the fuck out of her.