All I can think of when I read this FML is the movie "The Birds". Where the birds attack the humans.

It knew you were afraid before you ever picked it up, it was just having some fun and confirming your fears at the same time.

Depends on the breed and the temperament o the bird

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

They can smell fear.

I think I'd rather this happen instead of attacking my face. Them beaks are sharp! The other can wash off. Although still gross.

Not sure why all of you took this as if they meant being pooped on is worse. What they meant was the bird could have also pooped on the OP, and to look at the bright side.

It's the velociraptors little brother, what did you expect?

Sounds like a Caique. Those birds are crazy! One second they're all happy and you can feed them and then their eyes dilate and they try to take your fingers off along with the treat.

That's like my birds to people. xD

A macaw could rip out a chunk of face but a love bird can only give a hard pinch. I would say bird species is relevant to his I injuries

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