Genius

By ohno - 13/07/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied, "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
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YacL 15

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

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krez 20

I guess you didn't know that already? Your kid is smart!

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krez 20

I guess you didn't know that already? Your kid is smart!

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StopDropNRoll 11

I'm older than them and I didn't know that!

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Kn0wledge123 21

Your kid's a champ op.

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thepicoeater 1

regardless of how strange and inappropriate of your children, it was cute.

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tatababe 1

that was too cute don't be embarrassed there kids

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scrapmetal58 9

I would have given OP a promotion just for that. I likes my humours!

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matt5217 4

lol I tried it, it worked!

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YacL 15

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

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cherrybitches 6

the next genius congrats op

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heyguysitsjosh 8

agreed- that's a priceless moment you had there, not an FML

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LeiT 0

Finally i know why! :)

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xknightlightx 2

no we have two holes due to symettry from the way cells divide geee wth

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dre_bro11 12

Yes, because the fact that we have liver, spleen etc on one side of our body and not the other is symmetrical, right?

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FamilyGuyFTW 0

You didnt get it -.-

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FamilyGuyFTW 0

60, i dont think u got it.

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k8izgr8_fml 0

60- if your going to post that three different times and in three different spots you should probably post something that's actually correct.

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MidnightXRaver 0

I'm sure your CEOs Picked up on that

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sakforduc 0

they "picked" up on that. haha.

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Alex94xela 0

oo pikachu naruto

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sandybaybe 3

cute kid.. be proud of him or her..

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Bekll 31

"Son" and "he" mean the kid is male.

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sandybaybe 3

oops I just realized you already said 'He then demonstrated'.. my bad.

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kings1fan 6

This actually makes sense!

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xknightlightx 2

we have two holes due to symettry from the way cells divide geee wth

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kiakia0131 23

If people voted down your same comment just a few comments above, what makes you think people are going to vote it up this time? They didn't like it the first time you said it.

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MandaOSU 1

I feel like I've read this exact comment before...

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klc2010 0

when one nostril gets "tired" of breathing the other takes over. we only use one nostril at a time to breathe

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Person1233 12

I'm sure the CEOs will understand the difficulty of controlling a 3 and a 4 year old's mouth.

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vegan_muffin 5

That's what I was thinking. This basically says, "Today, I have two young children, FML."

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taazer 12

i hope the ceo's laughed i would cause its really funny :)

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xCocobirdx 0

And then everyone gasps at your child's geniusness :D

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xknightlightx 2

no we have two holes due to symettry from the way cells divide geee wth

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LaughinStock 16

62 really I've seen you're comments 3 times..we get it

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MandaOSU 1

Seriously how many times are you going to post this symmetry comment!?!?

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commietaco 0

no guys you don't understand......we have nose symmetry from the way our cells divide!!! lol

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jacksonclarke 0

will the CEOs really go "those children are acting childish. let's judge this parent harshly."?

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iSurf_fml 8

Exactly. Kids don't really know what they're thinking yet at that age and I'm pretty sure every one ignores what they say anyway.

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el_paso_guy89 0

Yeah, but how can you ignore something that funny when it happens right in front of you. My ass would be rolling on the ground laughing.

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FallenNevermorE 0

and plus they told you to bring your children so they can't say it's all op's fault for them being there...

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