By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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charlybarly 0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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mattdm91 0

the both of you should get really drunk that'll make her stop being a bitch!

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alexamarie11 4

why is she being a bitch just because she is uncomfortable with the Situation?

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I_need_a_hero 0

haha this made my day! lolol funniest thing I've read all day xD .. stop complaining tho dude (; at least she tried eh

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pinkspaceboundro 0

I think instead of complaining you should be greatful. no fyl. and I bet if you continue to love her- one day she will be confident with you.

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ardencred 7

so how fat is she?

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gigi03 5

Atleast your getting some and who knows if you get her in the mood im sure you can get her to take off the swimsuit.

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jannie22 0

I really hope you didn't do it and comforted her or something....

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jshicksSN 0

haha! too funny. but awe.. poor baby needs some self confidence....

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