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Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things. -Barney Stinson.

Paint your cock with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!

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Did she play with it? If she played with your dick in the end who gives a shit if she liked your boxers better

This seemed a little crude. I'm ashamed to be a fellow NickB.

who said anything about dick? I'm just curious why chicken is in op's boxers.

Impressed by a pattern? She sounds like an old lady

Sr, he's not a nickb, he's a nickob. There's a difference.

#4 How is this rude???? If she took the snake out of the cage and played with it does it really madder if she's rude about anything?

Maybe you should buy less interesting underwear.

If he does that, his girlfriend won't be impressed by anything at all

Or wear a condom with an extravagant pattern!

Or maybe he could get a pattern tattooed on?

Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things. -Barney Stinson.

She was attracted by my boxers and that, kids, is how your mother became your mother.

It's Starney Binson, so they never saw her again.

Paint your cock with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!

Better yet, tatoo your cock with an optical illusion pattern.

I'm just going to paint mine black and see what happens.. :0

Please tell me that you wore batman boxers!!' :D

I've got a good story about exactly this.

Batman boxers? Lame. Batman briefs are where it's at! :D

you should take that as "lesson learned" minimize the wrapping, to maximize the package

Your profile pic suits your comment.

Damn OP. Maybe try boxer briefs? Or maybe a dull pattern? Gotta make her want the package not the packaging

I guess once you've seen one cock you've seen them all. I wouldn't read much into it.

I can honestly say this is true. They all look the same. Men shouldn't be too offended if women don't take a massive amount of interest in it.

Exactly. I would be willing to bet that OP probably didn't take massive interest in his girlfriend's genitalia. Kinda last thing on my mind when it comes to sex, I'm more interested in the act itself and acts leading up to it, rather than all the component parts.

"Whoopie, party-parts. Let's make out."

What did you expect? For her to be amazed for an hour, because you have a penis? It's nothing special, really.

in the end, hopefully she still played with your cock rather than stare at your boxers.