By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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Livinia 11
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I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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BountyBass 13
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the sex must be great

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ilaleahcim 6
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Spontaneously AND out of the blue? Impressive.

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iLazy 0
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Lol why don't you just tell her that she should be a telemarketer.

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itaimumwiro 8
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don't ruin it. just say quatw

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EvilPotato 14
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yes great idea throw her life away.

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gunmania0 12

Every relationship is meant to work like that... except yours. Yours doesn't work.

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PurpleRae420 0

Aww that's sad don't tell her then you may never be able to touch her!!!

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seanders 10
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That's why you ask for blowjobs, it's 10 minutes of silence.

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herrobear 0
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Sucks man. Maybe you should talk more that way it's about things you're interested in too? If it's that bad, you shouldn't be together.

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tittymagic 0

hey seanders you can only make it 10 min? wow sometimes I shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft

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Emster689 0
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why would that help?

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BountyBass 13
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the sex must be great

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EatnBeef 7
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women need to shut the fuck up. take away their Talking rights

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Livinia 11
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I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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strangerdanger90 0
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"what what in the butt "

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orphinz 3
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Surprise But Sex

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titan87 0

Very Niccccceess I like!

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griddy24 18
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Hopefully she would call the police?

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XmyviolentheartX 13
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Tell her you want to play the "quiet game" haha. Nah, you should tell her to close her eyes, then you can take your time lol gives you more than a "few seconds". lol like a good minute of silence. ;]

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KyRidHEART 0
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Seems you like "Laughing Out Loud" noting you said it two times in a sentence.

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XmyviolentheartX 13
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Well you have a good eye.  Good job. And yes, I do like to "Lol". I would rather put two "lol" than "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's lol!" so yeah. 

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luvppl 6
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omg I would love that.... too bad cuz that's like the sweetest thing you can do... :(

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im_awsome 2
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people that can talk for hours nonstop annoys me -___-

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lolman222 0
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nod your head a little bit when she talks, and she will think you are listening. whilst nodding, day dream. both win

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PSQ91 6

Clingy girls smh...

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CitrusGirl 0
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She's not clingy she's chatty. Get your adjectives right.

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PSQ91 6

Ouh shit I failed. Ty

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jbomber95 4
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loud bches these days

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