Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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Livinia
| 11
I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...
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BountyBass
| 13
the sex must be great
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ilaleahcim
| 6
Spontaneously AND out of the blue? Impressive.
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iLazy
| 0
Lol why don't you just tell her that she should be a telemarketer.
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itaimumwiro
| 8
don't ruin it. just say quatw
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EvilPotato
| 14
yes great idea throw her life away.
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gunmania0
| 12
Every relationship is meant to work like that... except yours. Yours doesn't work.
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PurpleRae420
| 0
Aww that's sad don't tell her then you may never be able to touch her!!!
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seanders
| 10
That's why you ask for blowjobs, it's 10 minutes of silence.
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herrobear
| 0
Sucks man. Maybe you should talk more that way it's about things you're interested in too? If it's that bad, you shouldn't be together.
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tittymagic
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hey seanders you can only make it 10 min? wow sometimes I shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft
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Emster689
| 0
why would that help?
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BountyBass
| 13
the sex must be great
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EatnBeef
| 7
women need to shut the fuck up. take away their Talking rights
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KyRidHEART
| 0
Meaaaanie.
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TimeDisposalEngi
| 14
LOL
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Livinia
| 11
I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...
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strangerdanger90
| 0
"what what in the butt "
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orphinz
| 3
Surprise But Sex
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titan87
| 0
Very Niccccceess I like!
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griddy24
| 17
Hopefully she would call the police?
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XmyviolentheartX
| 13
Tell her you want to play the "quiet game" haha. Nah, you should tell her to close her eyes, then you can take your time lol gives you more than a "few seconds". lol like a good minute of silence. ;]
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KyRidHEART
| 0
Seems you like "Laughing Out Loud" noting you said it two times in a sentence.
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XmyviolentheartX
| 13
Well you have a good eye. Good job. And yes, I do like to "Lol". I would rather put two "lol" than "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's lol!" so yeah.
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luvppl
| 6
omg I would love that.... too bad cuz that's like the sweetest thing you can do... :(
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im_awsome
| 2
people that can talk for hours nonstop annoys me -___-
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lolman222
| 0
nod your head a little bit when she talks, and she will think you are listening. whilst nodding, day dream. both win
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PSQ91
| 6
Clingy girls smh...
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CitrusGirl
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She's not clingy she's chatty. Get your adjectives right.
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PSQ91
| 6
Ouh shit I failed. Ty
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jbomber95
| 4
loud bches these days