FML : Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter....

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Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gabxoxo03 / Friday 10 June 2011 19:06 / United States

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By Chrispayne | 4

#2656976 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:50

Dude looks like a lady

By Crazy_Toss3R | 0

#2656956 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:48

kinky

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By Crazy_Toss3R | 0

#2656956 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:48

kinky

airs_01 | 3

#2657065 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:59

you know things are bad when you mistake your girlfriend for a man.

ahhhFYL | 0

#2657103 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:09

well that's pretty awkward.

chuckychan | 8

#2657107 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:11

she like it?

redneck0328 | 5

#2657192 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:27

SOME WILL WIN!!! SOME WILL LOSE!!!

317theterrible | 0

#2657362 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:00

maybe the guy looked liked a girl from behind?

BeastNerd | 3

#2657367 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:01

Or that man looks like a girl from behind..

imacreeper | 3

#2657415 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:14

a nice icepack will go well with your black eye, OP.

arielhoee | 9

#2657479 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:25

Very kinky..did he wink and give you a smack on the ass afterwards?

scarletdragonfly | 5

#2657627 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:42

That would be so embarrassing!

Isn't is kinda bad that you mistakened your girlfriend for a man?

WALLOOP | 6

#2657643 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:44

EvilPotato | 14

#2657788 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:10

don't lie OP that was your plan all along.

smh33 | 0

#2657912 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:39

dude how do you not know who your girlfriend is? worse of all she must be ugly if you confused her for a dude

Darth_Naru | 0

#2657944 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:43

was it a he-she? or is your girl a she-he?

PurpleRae420 | 0

#2657969 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:48

o.O

braasilianx0 | 4

#2658047 - Saturday 11 June 2011 4:02

does your girl look like a man ?! o my

EvilPotato | 14

#2658294 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:11

I'm giving putplerae's comment a few more minutes before it's gone.

EvilPotato | 14

#2658301 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:13

*purplerae's*

The_Weirdo | 10

#2658432 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:47

Bitch gotta penis!

YDI__Bitch | 0

#2659031 - Saturday 11 June 2011 6:54

well did he get into to it? because OP did not pull out so he obviously did.

braasilianx0 | 4

#2659212 - Saturday 11 June 2011 7:27

oh, OP might just be a girl.

sandi315 | 0

#2659588 - Saturday 11 June 2011 8:43

If ur gf looked like braasillianxO the that was one hot guy

iAppTime | 0

#2659594 - Saturday 11 June 2011 8:48

what's wrong with that comment?

Coconutscyclone | 0

#2660345 - Saturday 11 June 2011 14:37

Everything

dlohoh978 | 8

#2660603 - Saturday 11 June 2011 16:03

and some just sing the blues!

braasilianx0 | 4

#2661516 - Saturday 11 June 2011 17:01

Shy_Anne | 10

#2665029 - Sunday 12 June 2011 8:42

ladyboys

lmBrown | 0

#2665114 - Sunday 12 June 2011 9:00

brassalian, everytime I look at ur photo I getta boner .

IronZombie | 0

#2730072 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:51

fyl op if ur gf looks like a man

Destro109 | 20

#5832448 - Sunday 19 January 2014 20:52

total fail

By krislia | 0

#2656958 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:48

Badshah29 | 6

#2659351 - Saturday 11 June 2011 7:47

did he break your nose? or returned the favour?

Justforlolz | 13

#2660242 - Saturday 11 June 2011 13:59

2- was that short pointless comment your pathetic attempt to be first on here?

imnotcraZ | 0

#2664528 - Sunday 12 June 2011 5:38

Justin beiber? you have an FML account?

livvyluvlaf | 8

#2668732 - Monday 13 June 2011 3:49

this is a girl's FML if no one noticed... so it's not that weird. just a nice kiss on the cheek for some lucky random guy!

GravyGuy | 11

#2682649 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:55

2 just revealed to us the meaning of life.

By Sebastian_NG | 17

#2656960 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:48

Well.... Did you like it???

salvorican | 24

#2657113 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:12

Get some op

kitkat98_fml | 0

#2657365 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:01

Big_Red_138 | 3

#2657513 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:27

Caught in a bad bromance

kingtz | 6

#2657749 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:05

At least it was human, right?

tae123 | 0

#2657985 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:51

93=win.

xxxmadyxxx | 0

#2659399 - Saturday 11 June 2011 8:00

93, op could be a girl..

Kefka91 | 15

#2659470 - Saturday 11 June 2011 8:22

hawt! I hope he returned the gesture :P

By Yuuki_mei | 0

#2656962 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:49

0-0

By crs121492 | 1

#2656964 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:49

Problem?

By thatyngboyryan | 1

#2656970 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:50

you cheated on ur girl with a guy ewww

instnt1nfction | 16

#2657083 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:04

if you go all homophobic again I will make you my bitch and send to the middle east to shove in a camel which I will bury in the Mediterranean Sea

thebadmanpuntedb | 7

#2657307 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:49

sounds like stu in the hangover 2 to me...

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2657351 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:59

26 was that supposed to be funny?

mismonroe | 0

#2657387 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:05

Because that's something people joke about? Think it was serious.

The_Weirdo | 10

#2658426 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:46

So making gay jokes is bad, but racist ones are alright? "sigh" You gotta lot to learn...

By Chrispayne | 4

#2656976 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:50

Dude looks like a lady

sharkwkrox | 0

#2657206 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:28

AH...AH

womanjesus | 0

#2657481 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:25

nice one

SpazzyJazzy325 | 0

#2657593 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:37

dangit man you stole my comment

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#2658224 - Saturday 11 June 2011 4:52

Solid reference.

fml98kevin | 4

#2659108 - Saturday 11 June 2011 7:07

thats awesome.

the_bass_man007 | 0

#2660377 - Saturday 11 June 2011 15:09

NANAH! NANAH!

muselover23 | 0

#2668793 - Monday 13 June 2011 4:19

that was the most genius comment!

0hs0unique | 0

#2683049 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:57

or maybe his lady looks like a dude

Purpleknott | 0

#3445516 - Monday 17 October 2011 16:44

From the back... :7

grovervac3000 | 15

#4096734 - Monday 27 February 2012 17:49

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!! :) great minds think alike!

By carameldrizzle | 0

#2656979 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:51

how manly is your girlfriend?

liono152 | 0

#2657317 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:51

true how do you tell your girlfriend you kissed a guy...cuz you thought it was her

SpazzyJazzy325 | 0

#2657532 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:30

how girlie was that man? O_O

rhysfucker | 24

#2657758 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:06

makes one wonder; either manly girlfriend or a really fem guy..?

theUBERcomment | 1

#2666864 - Sunday 12 June 2011 20:08

transvestite

By iBeast10 | 1

#2656985 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:51

so your gf looks like a guy O.o

angeluscado | 15

#2657109 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:11

Or it could have been a really feminine dude.

thebadmanpuntedb | 7

#2657321 - Saturday 11 June 2011 1:52

Or Justin Bieber...

LinTurk | 4

#2657452 - Saturday 11 June 2011 2:22

Same Difference:)

fl0ffy | 0

#2657827 - Saturday 11 June 2011 3:18

HAHAHA LMAO

MRSMOJORISIN_fml | 0

#2660301 - Saturday 11 June 2011 14:14

I second that...

By YacL | 15

#2656994 - Saturday 11 June 2011 0:52

Hope your girlfriend wasn't around. Maybe she'll ask for a threesome, or break up with you. Or give you "the look".

EvilPotato | 14

#2658308 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:15

please describe in lots of detail what "the look" is.

xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#2658349 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:25

The world will never know.

YacL | 15

#2658365 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:27

You will only know what "the look" is once your girlfriend gives it to you.

kaykay9080 | 5

#2659122 - Saturday 11 June 2011 7:10

Lol, and this is why I stick with girls, they aren't that cheesy.

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