By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

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Cheeley 17

Well lock the door in case she does.

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tootsie68 22

That's kind of bipolar on her part. FYL op

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poopsi 19

No, I know Bipolar people. Bipolar Is one thing, a severe case of stupidity is another.. Sorry, OP. Dodged a bullet. X.x

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

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SunAndMoon427 12

100-you sir, sound like an idiot with that statement.

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

Stfu all girls go through their period and get mood swings so there for the are bipolar I didn't ask for your Opinion.

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Genociiide 15

You may not have asked for her opinion but you're still an idiot. Bipolar disorder is more than just mood swings.

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thrifting 18

It pisses me off when people refer to bipolar disorder for every bitchy thing someone does. We are not like that at all.

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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

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dinkibus 18

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Kind of like that FML where he sent his girlfriend "anonymous" flowers and she dumped him for being less romantic than a stranger

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False_Stupidity 41

Probably a little overused but "Bitches be Crazy" seems appropriate here..

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SalviBarbie 15

I think OP's girlfriend is the one who has the dirty secret in this FML. I mean, cheaters accuse their partner of cheating because of guilt trips. Maybe this was her way of getting rid of you without admitting she's the cheater.

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Cheeley 17

Well lock the door in case she does.

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slickchrome 11

Crazy bitches don't use doors

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nightbirdblue 27

They also don't use windows. Block the chimney and listen for someone trying to tunnel in the basement.

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ThatsMyPie 20

My girlfriend would find it unbelievably romantic if I kissed back. Who else would kiss me awake in my own bed?

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feelingold 18

they might not have been in his/her bed........

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AbstraktThoughts 13

The same roommate who would stick their toe in your mouth while you're sleeping?

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yousuck44 11

43- My own brother did that to me when I was sleeping but I repaid the favor with throwing up in his bed :)

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JaneChemi_fml 21

umm... I think you may need to talk to your brother...

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d4m4s74 12

I would have told her I confirmed her identity already by the way she kisses. Nah, who am I kidding, I don't even have someone to kiss me in the morning

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blacktower 13

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perdix 29

#6, #12, aw, I'll kiss you both (if you are girls.) If you are not attractive, I might require that you buy me a meal ;)

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jem970 19

Perdix. Always so selfless.

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perdix 29

#75, thank you. And don't forget "reasonably priced." ;)

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d4m4s74 12

66. I'm male, but you can still kiss me if you want. I'll buy you a beer.

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leogachi 15

Will kiss for beer. Make yourself a sign.

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MsFML_ 16

Tell her you recognized her lips and kisses & you could never forget them! (;

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crymore007 11

Or he could let that crazy bitch leave

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jazzy514 7

Well it's better to find out she's crazy sooner than later.

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