By Kid Lacef - 31/10/2018 15:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 121
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If she turns you down again, and this time suggests a fist bump, I'd say it was time to worry.

It's either time to worry, or time to buy a pack of mints.

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If she turns you down again, and this time suggests a fist bump, I'd say it was time to worry.

Abbusser 12

A fist bump may be pushing it a little too much...

What’s this hug??? My baby don’t love me My baby don’t love me No more

It's either time to worry, or time to buy a pack of mints.

WeirdUS 29

Who is she legitimately not feeling well or felt like she had bad breath. Maybe she thought you did ? I wouldn’t take it too personally just because they don’t wanna do it at that doesn’t mean they don’t find you attractive

Hand hug? Isn’t that a handshake? I hear that’s the customary greeting in the Friend Zone.

If you didn't brush your teeth this month or you think that showers and baths are a waste of water, I can understand why.

Sometimes people just don't want to kissed. Even if they like the person. Don't worry about it too much unless that's always the case.

IrieStorm 9

Does she know she's your girlfriend?