Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

By music man - / Saturday 25 February 2012 00:50 / United States
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By  Jiplo  |  18

That sucks!

  wlddog  |  14

Does that mean we can guess at the missing part of the story? Oh oh,, my turn. What he is not saying is she was playing xbox and he would not SHUT UP about his feelings. I feel your pain girl. Metro boy needs to drop his balls and grow up. But I don't mean to be rude.

By  julialinn  |  2

She's a keeper!

  downtime  |  12

Congratulations, you worked out how that term applies in the English language. Have a cookie.

  egc573  |  40

Relatedly, when you hear "Just kidding!" after a face-palmingly stupid statement. Just the two words alone irritate me beyond belief. That, and "like" being used as, like, a comma.

  DocBastard  |  38

Hm, I thought the thumbs system here was an indication if people agree with and/or like your comment. Downtime, you can live by or ignore the thumbs as you desire, but whether you like it or not, when you get thumbed down into the bowels of Hell like you did, that means your comment sucked. Continuing to defend such a comment makes you look like an ass.

  downtime  |  12

"Hm, I thought the thumbs system here was an indication if people agree with and/or like your comment. " Exactly the reason to not put much stock in it...Of course, I assumed the comment was suggesting I failed in some way in the content of what I said, obviously I failed in obtaining a positive vote from people. I just figured it went a little deeper than "Nerr nobody likes you". My mistake. As for the comment "sucking", yes it does seem I lost the pre-teen and conservative douche demographic, but then I never was too keen on winning popularity contests. I guess we differ on that point.

By  stevenJB  |  22

She wanted to let you know she loves you too!...with a silent cute awkward moment :3

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