By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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rebelsrock 17
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I love it when girls are affectionate

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UserOfTheMind 24
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You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.

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rebelsrock 17
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I love it when girls are affectionate

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beeferjay 34
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oh yeah, Palmela Handerson is the best gf EVAR! p.s. I didn't know your hand had a cheek

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Zebediabolical 39
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I prefer Lindsay Lohand. She gets CRAZY if you let her.

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PlasticElite17 6

Handjalina Jolie?

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science-teacher 15
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Sounds like she loves you a whole punch

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daGun 18
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Love will knock you out!

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LilMissCanadian 22
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Sounds like they hit it off!

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RainbowLibster 17
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So affectionate

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UserOfTheMind 24
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You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.

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erin55378 17
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Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

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MasterTron 24

Who said she woke up?

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itsme82 18
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I laughed so hard at this. Serves you right for messing with her.

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XxDanno316xX 27
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How exactly was he messing with her?

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beeferjay 34
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you obviously don't sleep with women

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CaletheLion 15
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Wow, I didn't know my own hand could punch me like that.

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band_geek 18
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Hope it wasn't beacuse you weren't doing someone else in her sleep and the you in her dream wasn't whispering that to the other person in her dream state. But if she were awake when she did that, well, then!

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TreeTreeMan 23
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That's how you know she's a keeper

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jaspinkgrl01 18
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She could've been frightened by the sudden noise in her ear and punched you

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