By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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I love it when girls are affectionate

You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.

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I love it when girls are affectionate

oh yeah, Palmela Handerson is the best gf EVAR! p.s. I didn't know your hand had a cheek

I prefer Lindsay Lohand. She gets CRAZY if you let her.

PlasticElite17 6

Handjalina Jolie?

Sounds like she loves you a whole punch

Love will knock you out!

Sounds like they hit it off!

So affectionate

You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

MasterTron 24

Who said she woke up?

I laughed so hard at this. Serves you right for messing with her.

How exactly was he messing with her?

you obviously don't sleep with women

Wow, I didn't know my own hand could punch me like that.

Hope it wasn't beacuse you weren't doing someone else in her sleep and the you in her dream wasn't whispering that to the other person in her dream state. But if she were awake when she did that, well, then!

That's how you know she's a keeper

She could've been frightened by the sudden noise in her ear and punched you