By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 668
You deserved it 3 882

Same thing different taste

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I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

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I don't think pathological lying is a good hobby to start with.

I mean a hobby other than ******* with her family....

She can be a novelty/miniature horse collector. Not that I do it myself....

I think muff diving is an entertaining hobby choice maybe mom was testing out the waters with dad for her personal news

Funny mom. Lol take it lightly, Just a joke.

I don't know, I'd be pretty pissed if my mom did that.

What if OP dad believed the mom and wasn't accepting of homosexuality? That could've caused some serious problems for OP.

SmallyBigs 9

That's what most normal bored people do.

oj101 33

Your avatar is particularly appropriate for your comment.

I once was so bored I looked up the definition of boredom on Wikipedia

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

iOceanus 18
stevenJB 25

Was I? I honestly don't remember an FML like this.

It wouldn't matter anyway. He's still a genius.

wlddog 14

55 You can be a genius and not have a perfect memory.

Inediblepeaches 15

Holy shit! DocBastard is the Doctor!

Oh c'mon have a sense of humor. Help your mom trick your dad. I mean it's just a joke that everyone pretty much knows isn't true.

Lesbi- honest here...your mom may be odd but is she right?

Rainb0wdash9 23

I remember Fat Amy saying it xD

Well if that's her idea of amusement, I'd hate to know what she'd do if you annoyed her.

Well, yeah. On a recent dull, rainy day I convinced my brother that my sister is a hermaphrodite. What? Is that not normal?

generalasskicker 12

That's actually pretty common tricking people for entertainment happens all the time