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She needs a hobby.
I don't think pathological lying is a good hobby to start with.
I mean a hobby other than ******* with her family....
Troll mom lol
She can be a novelty/miniature horse collector. Not that I do it myself....
I think muff diving is an entertaining hobby choice maybe mom was testing out the waters with dad for her personal news
Funny mom. Lol take it lightly, Just a joke.
I don't know, I'd be pretty pissed if my mom did that.
What if OP dad believed the mom and wasn't accepting of homosexuality? That could've caused some serious problems for OP.
Ouch.. Funny though
I once was so bored I looked up the definition of boredom on Wikipedia
What an amazing story.
5, I bet it was boring :-P
36- that comment screams, "look up the definition of irony."
36-His comment was not ironic.
I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".
You genius.
Was I? I honestly don't remember an FML like this.
It wouldn't matter anyway. He's still a genius.
Exterminate!
Oh c'mon have a sense of humor. Help your mom trick your dad. I mean it's just a joke that everyone pretty much knows isn't true.
Well if that's her idea of amusement, I'd hate to know what she'd do if you annoyed her.
Well, yeah. On a recent dull, rainy day I convinced my brother that my sister is a hermaphrodite. What? Is that not normal?
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I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".
She needs a hobby.