I'm thinking (and praying) that she's a first year teacher. Those would be impressive accusations coming from 6 and 7 year olds.

sounds like you found ur calling op! grats

Don't take it too personal OP. Face it, they live in MISSISSIPPI...what kind of dreams could they have... to own a worm farm? To see their trailer go floating down the river every Spring flood? To marry their sibling?

Well did lie about anything that got them in trouble did you make them fail when they really passed?!?!

You forgot the "You" Took me a couple tries to figure it all out.

purple why do u even comment? all your shit gets thumbed down, half of it makes no fucking sense, and the other half is stupid shit.

that's a good point 11 :)

This is sounding a lot like my Physical Science teacher... She was a first-year teacher and everything else that was mentioned, ahaha.

Fuck you, 46.

124 Take some Advil. Really helps the butthurt.

first year teaching.

Take their advice. And I bet that a lot of people clicked on this FML to see if it was a teacher in their area.

maybe she's one in mine...

Kids lie. And if they hate someone for wahtever reason, they can make the life of the person pretty horrible. Yes, even first grader. We got rid of a teacher we didn't liked the same way once.

of course kids lie. They lie when you want the truth, and then they go and blurt out the truth when you least want to hear it, and then they'll switch it up to keep you guessing.

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nah most teachers are bitches anyways.

Yeah kids these days are like my cats. I could do whatever I want with them, but as long as I feed them in the end, they will love me.

teachers who throw end of year party's in class get an automatic boost up the awesome teacher scale :) but tbh those teachers are usually cool 2/3 of the year if only all teachers were that awesome D: I only know 3

Thanks for the tip! I'm currently going to school to become a teacher. And yes I plan on being ranked high on the awesome-teacher scale :P

74 to be ranked high on the scale, become interactive with your kids, learn all their names, use cheesy puns but don't try too hard, and occasionally bring them food. Ok even if you just do the last one you will be number 1 haha.

I'm always interactive, I'm good with names, and I'm a good cook :) Plus my best friend is amazing at making pastries and has shared her secrets with me. I'll actually be subbing this coming school year, so I guess I'll see how I do!

What grade(s) do you want to teach?

Be carful with subbing students, many won't listen.

Bring them food and they become your slaves. Bribery is the most efficient tactic against stubborn students.

A bat as in the flying rodent? or the instrument in baseball? Nevertheless both were good dreams to be crushed.

OP didn't say they were a police instructor

Hell any instructor who gives me a donut is a awesome teacher ._.