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FML's Video Test

By Louis - 24/03/2017 23:03 - France - Le Mans

So, can you figure out what happens next?

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AnthonyCS5 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 7:47

How did he not see a large pole in the water? Why would they even try that in front of it?

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AnthonyCS5 19

Saturday 25 March 2017 7:47

How did he not see a large pole in the water? Why would they even try that in front of it?

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