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Show it anywayyeah, thats acsually a good idea. hide something of hers!
Did she hide the keys in her cooch?
just go have sex with her I don't see any problems here
ya why r u complaining r u gay she's give u a free ticket to have sex with her non stop r u stupid
208, your grammar is horrendous, maybe op needs to get to work or something.
208 your grammar fails but I like your logic
dude just give her the ******.
Sounds like he's lacking In that department
Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!
yeah, if you aren't going down on her or don't know what you're doing there, that's the problem and I don't blame her. You gots to eat the pussy man, all types of flavors
just give her the orgasim and leave
That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.
Of course. But like I mentioned (well, implied), there is a comment bug. Next time just blame that. :)
you deserve it! my boyfriend had never had any experience with women before me and he can make me ****** in less than 5 mins, regardless of what he was doing (oral, sex or hj)
and all women function the same way, right? my mate can get me off with just her voice, as I'm an audiophile. however, it takes a good half hour, if not longer, to reach climax through physical stimulation. it's just the way I am.
This girl sounds like a bitch thus I doubt she's a constantly horny person. Although in my experience it's not that hard to give multiple orgasms in a short space of time.
Oh I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about OP's girlfriend.
your boyfriend sounds pwed.
I think OP should grab an 18" double ended *****, stick it in both holes. and use it on her until she can't
I think OP should grab an 18" double ended *****, stick it in both holes and use it on her until she can't walk. She won't complain again. Sorry send button is next to cancel on my phone.
We don't know the OP hasn't put effort in before and just failed, not all girls get off in the same way with the same amount of stimulation and so on and so forth, so he could be doing stuff she likes, but it's never enough. It could also be that she's faked a few too many times. We don't have enough information to say that it's ENTIRELY the OP's fault. (Mostly aimed at Forestqueenie)
Depends on what she is used to, if she can take a lot of it then she needs to stop having sex with horses.
Some girls won't settle for average though. 8" at least preferably for most. They can complain about small but don't complain when one rips her in two.
Fair enough, Forestqueenie, I obviously read it as if you'd decided it definately was all the OPs fault. My bad. :) But like Givemechange said lower down (and you implied/said) it would seem like the OP might care more about his keys and not the fact that his gf has essentially said 'we're having sex until it's done right'. But then again, he might be viewing it as an FML because he never knew she wasn't getting off...
I'm no picky guy, a girls boobs can be huge or small. Her ass can be huge or small. Doesn't matter as long as she has a good personality.
I don't mind a big girl. I prefer curvy sometimes. But not too skinny, don't really like it if I can see her ribs.
Your reply got misplaced further up. Things like that happen.
Fair enough, can't hold that against you. Honesty tends to be the best policy. I like honesty. :)
I like big butts and I cannot lie. Night
hand job
great, I couldn't read more replies and I was wondering why no one had said it yet
*Facepalm* Did you even bother reading the comments in the thread you replied too?
i only slept with one girl the first night we went 3 times. i got her off at least 15 times. its not a lack of experiance. its prolly a size thing >.<.
are you a gay???? how did he give you an ****** with a hj???
ninjacapo's a virgin
i guess im gonna be the one to point it out but no one gives a **** what you and your boyfriend do for eachother.
What is she gonna do with those keys? ********** with them?
YOU CAN DO IT...
fair call. pick your game up boi!!
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That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.
Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!