By Anonymous - 14/3/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund
  Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
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By  Applejacks18  |  15

That's a sticky situation right there

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It's also one of the easiest ways to end up with surprise babies! The sperm left in his pipes from his handy-work can end up impregnating her during foreplay if he hasn't put a condom on before even touching her, which, many people don't necessarily put it on right away.

By  seeoseek  |  18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment