In no way was that a pun.

It's also one of the easiest ways to end up with surprise babies! The sperm left in his pipes from his handy-work can end up impregnating her during foreplay if he hasn't put a condom on before even touching her, which, many people don't necessarily put it on right away.

1- ...I hate you.

No trust, no relationship...

I think his women just has a bad case of stupid it has really been going around lately.

Woman* -- If you're going to insult someone for being stupid, don't make a stupid mistake.

It's because he didn't let her go to the sleep over.

I got it

Actually 41 the E is very close to the A on my tiny phone touchscreen, it was merely a typo.

That's what you get for trying to make her happy? Wow. I'd be overjoyed instead of a paranoid bitch.

Longer than ten minutes I would think that she would be happy because nothing more upsets a girl than a guy coming up short!

Don't you EVER try to make your girlfriend happy op. What were you thinking?

You resemble Meryl from the walking dead- just a tad though. Maybe its something to do with the facial hair

My god, he does. Sir you are an ass and cutting your arm off is probably the most useful thing you've ever done.

Maybe she's hot?

At the very least we know she puts out.

Thanks for that giggle guys! I needed that!! :)

Well played car.

Cat? Or are you referring to my baby either one works.