Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
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Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after walking on the beach for an hour with a friend, I noticed I'd lost my car keys. Thirty minutes from my friend's house, three hours from mine. It was getting dark & the tide was rising. We retraced our steps with no luck; the keys could’ve been washed away. I'd also locked my keys in the car earlier this week an hour from home. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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jazziness 12
sucks isnt a cuss word
sevlen 0
I hate when that happens!!
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Comments (54)
NIVEK52 0
that s*ks!!!!!!!
shiznutmuffin 0
normally I would say YDI but that happens to me all the time
HoesInaBox 0
-gasps- so now thanks to you, your girlfriend is wet! See, it's not all bad is it?
datrollaernbvg 0
lol
jazziness 12
sucks isnt a cuss word
chaos753159 4
YDI you idiot! still....
infiniti_G 0
YO GIRL WHAT CHO NAME IZ?
MF12 0
not an FML.
sevlen 0
I hate when that happens!!
wrangler99 0
haha dude that blows! try again on a sunny day next time lol.
Pearljammer001 0
@7 I'm pretty sure people don't start walking in the rain, they get caught in it
alexandraa_fml 0
Maybe I'm interpreting it wrong, but it says, "It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car ..." Meaning they knew it was raining before they got out of the car. :/
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Smart.
boatkicker 4
Have you ever been to the beach in the rain? It's absolutely beautiful. Although if this actually happened "today" or within the last few weeks, I'm going to say its a lot less romantic. Its January. Its cold. Being rained on, at the beach (which is typically a rather windy place) in the cold is a lot less romantic than it should be. If however, this happened in the summer, the cool wind and rain were probably comfortable and nice, and its still pretty so its better.
capthavoc123 0
It's been February for 2 days, Rip Van Winkle.
boatkicker 4
Oops. You're right. But that doesn't really change what I said. It's still cold.
WorkThatButt 2
Uhhh....YDI
Pearljammer001 0
uhh never mind comment # 7 changed
azreal_13 0
it's the thought that counts :D
awesomenessjess 0
omg ! stupid? yer I think so. did she dump u?