Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Jandude
Mr Leuven, belgium 33 years-old It's complicated
Loot
United States
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
David Lee Roth?
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML