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By  nonsensical  |  26

We've all had those days at least once...

By  nonsensical  |  26

We've all had those days at least once...

  Tripartita  |  44

"Hey, I just locked my keys in my car. And my backup key in my car. Can I borrow your phone?"

"You want me to just call triple A?"

"Huh, oh, no; I just need to post an FML."

By  MarryMeFry  |  10

I did this exact thing a month ago, and I work so far in the boonies, there were no tow trucks available to unlock it. I had to stay an extra 3 hours until someone could bring me the extra set of keys.

By  ThrottleJockey  |  34

I've done the same thing, along with leaving my phone in the car too. A police cruiser pulled up when they saw me jimmying the door with a coat hanger, I thought that they'd be nice and use their slim Jim to open the door. Nope, they just told me to drop the hanger, put my hands up, and step away from the car. Then they asked for my ID and to show proof that it was my car. When I pointed out that my wallet was also in the car they called a lock Smith and waited for him to show up (they said that they couldn't use theirs). They stopped treating me like a criminal after he opened the car and looked through my wallet.

  ThrottleJockey  |  34

I would've had to been the world's dumbest criminal considering that I was the one who flagged them down for help. I had just worked back to back double shifts waiting tables and was dead on my feet.