By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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CSRozell 4

Sounds like fun what's the big ****** deal bitch? YDI or better yet she does.

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wicker75 0

you act like that's a problem. get in there and do work!!!!

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truthinlies 1

this is not an fml. though seriously who let's these through quite a few of them are just stupid situations your life can definatly get worse

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oldla3 0

Your complaining that the woman you love and want to be with wants you to be with her sexually? Wow, she needs to fund another guy...

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madeingeorgia 0

I think you both have communication issues! my husband has no trouble giving me what I need because we tell each other what we like and what doesn't work. she probably isn't communicating well with you but even if she was, I doubt you are listening! stop complaining and get to work on your sex life! ydi but so does she!

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Enslaved 36

Rico...........Suave stuck in my ******* head!

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Wozzkurt 2

OP, just tell her to give herself an ****** and watch what she does. Then do the same things to her using your fingers and tongue. Shouldn't be too hard.

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mz_booty 0

96 u are cute!! and as for the keys I doubt ull be driving anytime soon!!

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