yeah, after sex you need to gtfo

Stubborn bitch.

You must be a lonely guy, #8

Killer pic matrixchild.

have a hard time believing #8 has sex. unless his partners are necrophiliacs (sex w skeletons lmao)

#29, that would actually make #8 the necrophiliac, not his dead partners.

yeah, just cause you're in a relationship doesn't mean that he wants you to hang out with him all the time lol. If that's not the case, then you're just going out with a dick. Either way, YDI

cockalicious?

agreed. what a loser

I'm going to guess she's the crazy psycho loser if that's what it took to get her to leave. I think the first time someone jabbed me with their keys, a normal reaction would be you're an ass, bye.

^ *jab jab jab*

Really? Your first reaction wouldn't be to tell them to stop jabbing you with their keys? Wow, you must have no sense of humor or fun, then, do you?

I think you are missing the point, he was jabbing her with HER keys. How could she leave if he had her keys.

Technically, it aren't the feminists who are going to get you in so much shit. On the contrary. You know, they are the ones who think that men are equal to women, so if a man may kick someones ass, a woman may also. Op you're boring. Quit it.

17 - Your grammar is awful. Yuck.

#23 - English isn't her first language. Cut her some slack.

I'm a woman and i would have stabbed him between the ribs with his own key! :-)

relax guys I was just kidding, though you might assume otherwise cause I'm Saudi Arabian, I'm actually not sexist at all I was just curious what sort of comments I'll get

when you use phrases like " it aren't the feminists" using phrases like don't "on the contrary" doesn't make you any smarter.

maybe next time he'll just say "my other girlfriend will be here in ten mins so get the f*** out"

there should be but there isn't, I'm thinking op enjoys key jabbing so much she'd like to stick around for round two

I hope you are the only one who wants to destroy a relationship because of a shitty reason like this.

DjeePee - I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that. Who the hell would break up with someone over something so simple? This is another FML where I just thought 'so?'

Congrats 12, you're living up to your own username.