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I wonder why you would take the phone into the bathroom anyways!
"no. no you cannot."
Exactly.. I'll never understand why people keep someone on hold while they poop...
Well it's better than holding your poop.
he must be like what the **** is going on !
I see what you did there
Someone please tell me why so many people comment "I see what you did there" .
Yea, YDI on that one. Though I wouldn't of dumped you, I'd just make fun of you every now and then and make it an inside joke... Unless it sounded really, really bad then I'd dump you. #
one time my ex asked if he could take a shit while talking to me on the phone.....hens why he's my ex
Now your situation is extra shitty!:D
"hens" why huh? Could you mean "hence"?
Ew what a turnoff. you're gross
Eeks, you kinda deserve it for not hanging up to do your business. Aside from the fact that it's rude to leave someone waiting on the phone for that long (since the average dump has got to take like at least 5 minutes...? Or perhaps you tried to rush it, hence the killer noises that didn't escape his ears...) boys aren't supposed to find out about girls' bodily functions until much later on in the relationship. LOL. ;)
ikr
brownie points for realizing that she's human too :)
Why would you take your phone in the bathroom?
seriously, Thats ****** gross. girls shouldn't poop
girl attack!!!! be careful men of the world, they are angry and are going to kill you for every macho joke you ever made RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!!
I got a boner from this
What the hell is everyone talking about?! Women don't fart or shit.
make things up is normally bad, but in this case LIE tell him it was something else, now what sounds like someone pooping...?
Uhh... Someone pooping? Someone taking a large dump has a very distinctive sound. Giving birth is the only thing I can think of that would be in the same sound category.
trying to open a vacuum sealed jar of pickles?? O.o
watching a youtube video of someone pooping. now you can choose between pooming on the phone or Scatophile.
I read that 3 times and I still have no clue what it said...
Shit. Sounds like the guy was dumping someone too.
lol ^^ you won my good sir
it doesn't 'look like', it happened! :(
shit happens
wow I feel bad for the statue
I would be so embarrassed!! that sucks, you shouldve told him you would call him back.
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"can I call you right back" works wonders!!
Shit. Sounds like the guy was dumping someone too.