sumi
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
lexyloo
United States
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
BetterThanFake
United States
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
bitch
San Diego, United States
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
lightblue
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML
Top comments
Levi2411 41
Yeah okay, and my bestfriend only has tinder to swipe on pictures. If he wanted to play quizzes, he can go on buzzfeed. People really think they can fool anyone, huh. 🤨😒
mav11b 5
lmao, but you had one too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (6)
Levi2411 41
Yeah okay, and my bestfriend only has tinder to swipe on pictures. If he wanted to play quizzes, he can go on buzzfeed. People really think they can fool anyone, huh. 🤨😒
bleachedraven 14
The things people pull these day 😳
mav11b 5
lmao, but you had one too.
jobekka 20
maybe, or a friend of theirs could have one and showed her. or she saw the pop-up on the phone or something else.
ahabsfan 17
I miss the articles I used to read in Playboy.
Sweetie 5
Yeah that sounds like my Dad. 🤣🤣🤣
metroido 21
wow, what a liar. dump his cheating ass