By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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mustangbravo 27
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You at least get to press charges.

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football98_fml 20

And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away

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football98_fml 20

And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away

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NYM88 26
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Love the smell of burning nap.. I mean car in the morning!

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whoredom 21
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I hope the crazy girl sex was worth ??

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SpyroMello 29
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There's a reason why it says ex

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RenamonFucksLuna 21
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She wanted to watch your world burn

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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File a police report ASAP.

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mustangbravo 27
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You at least get to press charges.

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InfiniteSunshine 32
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Oh my that's awful, not only about your ruined car, but having to deal with someone that crazy and vindictive. Press charges, she not only took the keys to try and attempt to steal your car, but then set it on fire afterwards. Might also want to consider a restraining order, with her behavior she might come after you directly too.

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thesmeagol 22
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If the girl wanted to go after op, I don't think a piece of paper will stop her that well.

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InfiniteSunshine 32
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Sometimes even getting a piece of paper is enough to scare them from not coming after you. However, the benefits of a restraining order is if the ex is even within a certain distance of OP, he can call the cops and have her arrested.

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gabechriswill 19

never understand why exes do these things as if there is no punishment...police report and lawsuit should keep her away.

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Ipeh 20
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A manual transmission is quickly becoming a way to protect your car from people stealing it, at least in the US.

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hacksaw246 24
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If only it protected from fires too..

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suprisebitch 20
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I never understood why people in the US mostly drive an automatic, I mean it's easier yeah, but I prefer manual, so much better to control.

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human321 11
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well I know just enough to drive one

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jeffprobs 28
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You should thank her, cause now you can get a new car from her pocket as well as watch her get jailed

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Ipeh 20
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Not really. Maybe OP had really worked on that car, tuned it, or restored it to perfect condition.

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