By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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football98_fml 20

And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away

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football98_fml 20

And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away

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NYM88 26

Love the smell of burning nap.. I mean car in the morning!

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Oh my that's awful, not only about your ruined car, but having to deal with someone that crazy and vindictive. Press charges, she not only took the keys to try and attempt to steal your car, but then set it on fire afterwards. Might also want to consider a restraining order, with her behavior she might come after you directly too.

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thesmeagol 22

If the girl wanted to go after op, I don't think a piece of paper will stop her that well.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Sometimes even getting a piece of paper is enough to scare them from not coming after you. However, the benefits of a restraining order is if the ex is even within a certain distance of OP, he can call the cops and have her arrested.

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gabechriswill 19

never understand why exes do these things as if there is no punishment...police report and lawsuit should keep her away.

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Ipeh 20

A manual transmission is quickly becoming a way to protect your car from people stealing it, at least in the US.

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suprisebitch 20

I never understood why people in the US mostly drive an automatic, I mean it's easier yeah, but I prefer manual, so much better to control.

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human321 11

well I know just enough to drive one

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jeffprobs 29

You should thank her, cause now you can get a new car from her pocket as well as watch her get jailed

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Ipeh 20

Not really. Maybe OP had really worked on that car, tuned it, or restored it to perfect condition.

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