Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Terminator101101
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Anonymous
Libel
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Good_old_Grim
Latvia
Domestic bliss
Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
soannoyed
United States
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Red_Wing_Nut44 14
My friend used to do that. Then, whenever he sent me something hashtagged, I'd reply with #thisisnottwitter. He stopped pretty quick.
Streeet_hayley 6
How could 3 commenters in a row all get the hashtag placement wrong.
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ManInTheMachine 20
*Brutally tortures, skins alive, and slowly dismembers 4*
Pandacupcakelove 26
#I'msorrythatsucksdude :)
p3mguin 7
#No #Noor #, #i #am #.
deequu 20
OMG LOOKOUT! Your life is totally #******!
the_true_batman 10
I've said #SIXSEASONSANDAMOVIE, but I'm not hashtagging, I'm quoting something that hashtagged, so it's okay. Joke fml here: Today, my boss got so annoyed with people hashtagging everything that he said he would fire the next person to do it. I was fired for writing #define WIDTH 180. FML
jwbfml 11
I don't Twitter. What's the hash tag actually used for?
the_true_batman 10
I don't use Twitter either, but they are for searches and for trending topics. So if you go #thedarkknightrises people can search for your tweet and find it. And if enough people use the same hashtag it will be in the list of trending topics. Trending topics show people what is popular, and if people are trying to raise awareness about something then it's helpful to hashtag it to get it trending. #findthegirlwhowaskidnappedohno! I have never even been on twitter.com or whatever the twitter url is, so I don't know how accurate this info is. But I love answering questions (and I've been suspended from Yahoo! Answers, sadly).
clauderah 5
Yes, you're right. It's useful for creating a topic forum such as #QandA ; or to see who else is talking about the game when the #AFL is on. Some people use them ironically #superfluousexplanation I agree they should only be used on twitter though. Super irritating to read around otherwise...
Streeet_hayley 6
How could 3 commenters in a row all get the hashtag placement wrong.
quontag 15
#10 what novelty?
Zomg_Okay 27
4 - Just checking. You know 'YOLO' means you should make something of your life, not do stupid shit like post annoying comments, right?
MrFuzzles 5
We're you trying to set the record for most thumbs down? You might win.