Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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dudeisuck 7

Tuesday 10 September 2019 15:52

your dad was right. that is funny

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Thursday 12 September 2019 22:01

Clearly, you were driving too fast if you didn’t have time to brake

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dudeisuck 7

Tuesday 10 September 2019 15:52

your dad was right. that is funny

DrSamba 7

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Wednesday 11 September 2019 5:52

Sorry, I did not mean to YDI the OP.

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Thursday 12 September 2019 22:01

Clearly, you were driving too fast if you didn’t have time to brake

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