Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Libel
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Domestic bliss
Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Top comments
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
My friend used to do that. Then, whenever he sent me something hashtagged, I'd reply with #thisisnottwitter. He stopped pretty quick.
Streeet_hayley 6
How could 3 commenters in a row all get the hashtag placement wrong.
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Comments (147)
rileymonaghan94 0
The sad thing is, why do you have a twitter before your girlfriend?
kinzokuhebi 0
Funny how people can't hash tag properly, #idiots
shots1996 8
Ah twitter addiction. The replacement of the Facebook addiction but far more annoying. That sucks dude #realtalk
tsk14 9
#whattabitch
DeadxManxWalking 27
#FYL
TheEpicPies 15
#Aww
wironandine 8
This generation...
zaac15 2
#Letsjustbefriends
thisismeFMLing 0
Twitter is the most retarded social website ever! What the **** is hash tagging?
TheDrudgeChild 4
How is Facebook any better?
munchy22 5
4: Prepare to be shot execution style