By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin
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The dog is showing submission. Means you're the alpha.
Or…the dog really was happy to see him :P
"Alpha" theory was disproven by the same man who invented the concept as the idea came about watching captive packs of wolves with individuals who were from various different locations and would fight. There is no such thing as an "alpha" in a pack of canines - dog or otherwise. Encouraging people to use such terms is very harmful to dogs and can lead to the dog being abused as most methods to "dominate" a dog to get "alpha" status over a dog are very aggressive and cruel. A confident dog isn't trying to be "alpha" and a fearful dog isn't "submitting" to an "alpha."
Lol ur moms an alpha
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
You didn't even use the phrase correctly
WHY ARE WE YELLING
EMPHASIS
I WAS WOKEN BY THE SOUND OF CAPS LOCK. WHATS GOING ON???
I still found this funny. Cheesiness and all!
No loves as good as a dogs love! :D
Maybe he was just trying to piss you off
You are just very a-pee-ling to him
Hahah sorry guys, I'm so tired but that's no excuse for that pun
Well in his defense, he doesn't have thumbs to open a champagne bottle so he had to improvise.
Piss on him back
.....I hope ASPCA doesn't need to come visit you
dont they usually pee when they are scared ?
Not on their back, being on the back is a sign of submission.
Excitement can also cause them to pee
I don't know why but "pissing like a fountain" has me cracking up.
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Was he a golden retriever? Because you just got a golden shower.
The dog is showing submission. Means you're the alpha.