Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Terminator101101
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Anonymous
Libel
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Good_old_Grim
Latvia
Domestic bliss
Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
soannoyed
United States
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Top comments
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
My friend used to do that. Then, whenever he sent me something hashtagged, I'd reply with #thisisnottwitter. He stopped pretty quick.
Streeet_hayley 6
How could 3 commenters in a row all get the hashtag placement wrong.
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Comments (147)
Glassmaster 0
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter. She blocked me. FML.
Jonkbaby 23
dump his as!!
zander4310 5
Keep it on twitter or gtfo
ilovepi 0
Its actually called an octothorpe
BrianFalconi 1
What does op mean?
YourMoms_BF 2
#FYL
ImTheAlpha 30
Most of the people I follow almost never hashtag.
doglover100 29
I'm on an officer team with two people who blocked me on Twitter for no reason. On Facebook and Twitter combined, I am blocked by 5 people, and I have no idea why. It doesn't do great to my self esteem, I can tell you that.
youknowimright 5
YDI for caring about what happens on twitter
FurryRocks 10
How about for everyone who says "hash tag" I shoot out your knee caps and leave you out in the middle of a desert so birds eat you alive. It's a number sign not a "hash tag".