By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 885
You deserved it 8 510

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

RainbowHeadache 2

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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YayaInLalaLand 0

Maybe she was planning on telling you..? O.o

But... through twitter? I think, if anything, she should have told him privately before announcing it to her "followers." But then again, that's just me.

gutzz 0

Everything on the Internet is true, so jump to conclusions, it's fool proof.

You obviously didn't know the consequences for having sex. YDI dumbass.

lidemocr 0

who says he is the father? however if he is than he should've been the first to know

patric14 0

hey she might of 4 got to tell u

MaskingTape 2

don't get excited. it's probably not yours. that's why she didn't tell you. and that makes this an fml.

kingtz 6

Agreed with 101. Be prepared to brace yourself for the awful truth and dump her.

steffielynn 0

the fml isn't that she's pregnant. it's that he found out on twitter! read the post dumbass

I beg to differ... Only with a dumb man and a dumb woman do you get pregnancy... YDI for not coming on her ****.

its better to find out via twitter that its yours and not someone elses.

sarahkhan93 4

If I was facebook I'd be insulted ;)

I know right? I mean it turned out to be true but still...

Gondile 4

89, how the **** do you forget to tell your BOYFRIEND that you're pregnant?!

Lol that is a lousy way to find out, congratulations all the same.

Or maybe she didn't say anything because it's not his kid.

Congrats on having a baby when they aren't ready? I'm not seeing the connection here.

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

She got pregnant from a twitter post?! That's messed up!

A twitter post got your girlfriend pregnant? trolololo

noooooooooooo! they edited it so it is not nearly as kinky!

I'm very curious why me and Joe's comments got removed when it essentially said the same thing as this.

and you are just salty I got first on the other one instead of you :p

I'm very curious why me and Joe's comments got removed when they essentially said the same thing as this.

perdix 29

I heard you could transmit viruses on the internet, but I didn't think it worked with sperm!

FriskyTaco 0
hazelsaurus 0

haha fyl unless you guys planned on having a kid o.O