Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop...

Stu 19 June 2012, 09:59 United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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Anonymous 9 November 2014, 08:37 Brisbane, Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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Anonymous 4 January 2014, 06:06 Chula Vista, United States

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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Terminator101101 30 May 2013, 23:06 Las Vegas, United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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Anonymous 17 July 2020, 14:00

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Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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Good_old_Grim 15 October 2009, 13:51 Latvia

Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML

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Tweety 9 April 2011, 11:40 United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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soannoyed 22 September 2013, 21:21 United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

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facebook 24 June 2010, 10:09 Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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Anonymous 22 October 2010, 02:25 United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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AlonsoKold 7 April 2014, 23:39 Jackson, United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

19 June 2012, 16:18

My friend used to do that. Then, whenever he sent me something hashtagged, I'd reply with #thisisnottwitter. He stopped pretty quick.

Streeet_hayley 6

19 June 2012, 17:11

How could 3 commenters in a row all get the hashtag placement wrong.

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PoshLife_Cross 5

19 June 2012, 17:27

Just when I thought hashtagging everything couldn't get any worse, I read this FML, and three comments in a row have them in the wrong place. How does that even happen?