Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
Terminator101101
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
Anonymous
Libel
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Good_old_Grim
Latvia
Domestic bliss
Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
soannoyed
United States
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Top comments
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
My friend used to do that. Then, whenever he sent me something hashtagged, I'd reply with #thisisnottwitter. He stopped pretty quick.
Streeet_hayley 6
How could 3 commenters in a row all get the hashtag placement wrong.
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Comments (147)
dixiefoxx 22
YOLO. You Obviously Lack Originality.
smilepatrol 7
#teenagegirlproblems
fordman22 0
#thatviiirrrginnner
nado13579 12
How the hell do three commenters in a row mess up with the hashtags?
bmwmv8 4
I HEAR YOU MAN. Annoying, right????
lawlwtfbbq 0
What is hash tagging? What's its purpose? Yes, I am serious.
In_some_bullshit 13
Seriously, my first thought!! But comments explained...
furfantasies 0
Those are more hashtags in the comments than I expected. Anyways, suck it up. All my friends do it too no matter how much I tell them to stop. Unless you bribe them.
coolboy675 16
"I'm fairly certain YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people."
meethi1742 0
close your twitter account.
In_some_bullshit 13
Oh this generation... So happy I have memory loss and I am Not too bad! I HATE I go to a kick back and Everyone is on their phones and checking twitter or facebook Every 5 seconds!!! I also do Not understand most acronyms these kids type!! Gah! Sad what the world is coming to... Sorry dude. Sucks!