By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States
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Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
@ I know right? His luck stinks.
Haha. That would make sense!
God my girlfriend would of broke up with me years ago
Lies. Girls dont fart.
Break up with her. Because you farted and it was "too epic"
Poor guy, dating a retard..
I just sharted. Haha
YDI for hanging around with an immature tart.
She probably followed through and wanted to leave.
Excuses are like ass holes, everyone has one, and they all stink. Op's girlfriend's excuse is no difference
Smelled like chicken.
Hopefully not like semen or latex...
She wanted to break up cos SHE farted?
Yes, she broke up with him Cos her fart smelled like old, rotten Pi (e). I bet she was embarassed about her Tan(gent) lines she got on her back, too. This is a Sine that she wanted to break up a long time ago. I hope they Co-signed a deal and OP gets everything. Hey, you're the Secant post.
I can't believe that myself. I mean... it's still something normal... eh..
12, that was brilliant.
12- Why you gotta bring geometry into this D:? It was still pretty bad ass though ha
37- it's trigonometry, not geometry.
Well in my geometry course we went over the trig stuff so I just said geometry.
She wanted to break up cos SHE farted?
This is like something out of Seinfeld.
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
Yeah it was ground breaking.
#9 *soulmates*
That's what caused the earthquake few weeks ago in the East Coast
Crazy girl ! Better off without her...
Bit it IS awkward. Why wouldn't it be? I hope she reads your post.
Lmfao!
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Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?