Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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TheFinestWannabe
| 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
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DjeePee
| 24
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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TheFinestWannabe
| 3
Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?
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rein
| 8
what a stinky excuse to dump someone.
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ItsTheKing
| 10
@ I know right? His luck stinks.
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ShadowLuffer
| 0
Haha. That would make sense!
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Kyzahhh
| 7
God my girlfriend would of broke up with me years ago
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rallets
| 22
guess you really blew your chances with her, at least you didnt start brown-nosing her
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liontigerfan
| 0
Haha yeah good 1
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VVeetard
| 8
Lies. Girls dont fart.
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zachherbert
| 10
Break up with her. Because you farted and it was "too epic"
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krazy_glu3
| 0
These excuses nowadays for breaking up are just getting crazier and crazier!! "you put my shirts on the wrong type of hangers.... Yeah I'm just going to have to break up with you." wtf?
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WellThatsMe
| 0
Poor guy, dating a retard..
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
I just sharted. Haha
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dannylost521
| 0
It's a reply within another reply
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FarSide
| 22
YDI for hanging around with an immature tart.
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lovelife9
| 12
Boys fart, and girls fluff :)
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Skorne
| 5
She probably followed through and wanted to leave.
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cyns0_oaSailor
| 0
How did it smell?
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cIickhere
| 5
smells like just her ampits
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cyns0_oaSailor
| 0
I see what you did there :)
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dd809
| 9
You're just so mature.
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zachherbert
| 10
Excuses are like ass holes, everyone has one, and they all stink. Op's girlfriend's excuse is no difference
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cyns0_oaSailor
| 0
39 who is?
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jvillan87
| 5
39- if you can't handle the maturity level (or lack thereof) on FML, then I don't think this is the right website for you.
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FarSide
| 22
Smelled like chicken.
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SACKERLAND
| 6
Hopefully not like semen or latex...
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hazelnutters
| 5
like unicorns and rainbows.
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hazelnutters
| 5
like unicorns and rainbows.
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Pebbles89
| 9
#91 haha I agree completely, if the language /crude content / lack of maturity is offensive, then GTFO. kthxbai ^_^
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naddification
| 7
She wanted to break up cos SHE farted?
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yamatelle
| 19
Yes, she broke up with him Cos her fart smelled like old, rotten Pi (e). I bet she was embarassed about her Tan(gent) lines she got on her back, too. This is a Sine that she wanted to break up a long time ago. I hope they Co-signed a deal and OP gets everything. Hey, you're the Secant post.
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Deathhound
| 27
I can't believe that myself. I mean... it's still something normal... eh..
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GlitteryMasakali
| 1
Dumping you was her plan all along but maybe she couldn't find a better, less awkward way to breakup?
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deviable
| 9
12, that was brilliant.
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
12- I see what you did there and it's pretty epic.
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shelbygordon44
| 7
12- Why you gotta bring geometry into this D:?
It was still pretty bad ass though ha
It was still pretty bad ass though ha
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PeaceOutx24
| 0
you are my hero 12 even tho I hates geometry and trigonometry with a burning passion
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Nickers77
| 5
37- it's trigonometry, not geometry.
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shelbygordon44
| 7
Well in my geometry course we went over the trig stuff so I just said geometry.
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Pebbles89
| 9
#12 I want to like your comment x52899926225429233!! Genius!!!
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naddification
| 7
She wanted to break up cos SHE farted?
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Mekeritrig
| 15
This is like something out of Seinfeld.
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blackprince2012
| 9
It really is!
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canddyass
| 0
Yes!
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DjeePee
| 24
Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?
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YayorNay
| 8
Yeah it was ground breaking.
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shooterbuddy
| 8
Lucky you have your mask :)
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70klicks
| 1
#9 *soulmates*
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dreamering
| 16
That's what caused the earthquake few weeks ago in the East Coast
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lecitizen_fml
| 1
Crazy girl !
Better off without her...
Better off without her...
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immortal628
| 20
Bit it IS awkward. Why wouldn't it be? I hope she reads your post.
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ashleii2010
| 0
Lmfao!
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anonwallnut
| 3
I like how your eyes match your hair >_
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jobsman99
| 0
hope it was when she was done giving you a blow job.
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Mish44
| 3
Low.