Love: Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong... - FML

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

MikuandKaito 24

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:06

Tough break OP!!

MikuandKaito 24

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

get used to it, my wife and I do that to each other all the time.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:37

A nearly-perfect gif for the ol' "trouser trumpet." Minor deduction for showing a cornet. If you liked it, you should put a ring on it. And a butt-plug up it.

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:41

Do the same thing to her, a few hours after downing as many of the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on as you're physically able.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:43

There is no medical reason anyone ever needs their finger to be pulled. Keep that in mind and you crazy kids might just make it!

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Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 4 June 2017 5:13

She sounds awesome

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Sunday 4 June 2017 5:59

Should have put your finger in her asshole

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 4 June 2017 7:55

Finger? Come on, man, you can do better than that!

leo1106 15

Wednesday 14 June 2017 0:13

Fist?

GM Shuvo 14

Sunday 4 June 2017 8:01

Will you still marry her? ???

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