FML : Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face....

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Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ThisIsMyLife - / Sunday 4 June 2017 04:00 /

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7465060 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

By MikuandKaito | 21

#7465052 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

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By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#7465044 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:06

Tough break OP!!

By MikuandKaito | 21

#7465052 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7465053 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

get used to it, my wife and I do that to each other all the time.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7465054 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:37

A nearly-perfect gif for the ol' "trouser trumpet." Minor deduction for showing a cornet.

If you liked it, you should put a ring on it. And a butt-plug up it.

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7465056 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:41

Do the same thing to her, a few hours after downing as many of the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on as you're physically able.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7465057 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:43

There is no medical reason anyone ever needs their finger to be pulled.

Keep that in mind and you crazy kids might just make it!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7465060 - Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

By Aiden89 | 19

#7465063 - Sunday 4 June 2017 5:13

She sounds awesome

By Jorge Ochoa | 8

#7465066 - Sunday 4 June 2017 5:59

Should have put your finger in her asshole

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RichardPencil | 25

#7465086 - Sunday 4 June 2017 7:55

Finger? Come on, man, you can do better than that!

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leo1106 | 15

#7469997 - Wednesday 14 June 2017 0:13

Fist?

By GM Shuvo | 14

#7465087 - Sunday 4 June 2017 8:01

Will you still marry her? ???

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