By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 531
You deserved it 1 599

Same thing different taste


CrazyTrainWreck 19

get used to it, my wife and I do that to each other all the time.

A nearly-perfect gif for the ol' "trouser trumpet." Minor deduction for showing a cornet. If you liked it, you should put a ring on it. And a butt-plug up it.

Do the same thing to her, a few hours after downing as many of the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on as you're physically able.

There is no medical reason anyone ever needs their finger to be pulled. Keep that in mind and you crazy kids might just make it!

Aiden89 23

Should have put your finger in her asshole

GM Shuvo 14

Will you still marry her? ???