Love: Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong... - FML

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Class act

By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

MikuandKaito 24

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:06

Tough break OP!!

MikuandKaito 24

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

get used to it, my wife and I do that to each other all the time.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:37

A nearly-perfect gif for the ol' "trouser trumpet." Minor deduction for showing a cornet. If you liked it, you should put a ring on it. And a butt-plug up it.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:41

Do the same thing to her, a few hours after downing as many of the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on as you're physically able.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:43

There is no medical reason anyone ever needs their finger to be pulled. Keep that in mind and you crazy kids might just make it!

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

Aiden89 23

Sunday 4 June 2017 5:13

She sounds awesome

Jorge Ochoa 8

Sunday 4 June 2017 5:59

Should have put your finger in her asshole

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 June 2017 7:55

Finger? Come on, man, you can do better than that!

leo1106 15

Wednesday 14 June 2017 0:13

Fist?

GM Shuvo 14

Sunday 4 June 2017 8:01

Will you still marry her? ???

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