Tough break OP!!

That's hilarious.

get used to it, my wife and I do that to each other all the time.

A nearly-perfect gif for the ol' "trouser trumpet." Minor deduction for showing a cornet. If you liked it, you should put a ring on it. And a butt-plug up it.

Do the same thing to her, a few hours after downing as many of the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on as you're physically able.

There is no medical reason anyone ever needs their finger to be pulled. Keep that in mind and you crazy kids might just make it!

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

She sounds awesome

Should have put your finger in her asshole

Finger? Come on, man, you can do better than that!

Fist?

Will you still marry her? ???